A fictional thought experiment
The success story of the globally networked and market-dominating apple mogul Monsieur Grand Pomegranate began about 4 years ago when he had a brilliant vision while driving. The profits from his successful apple variety Influenza were no longer sufficient for the neoliberal casino capitalist. Over the decades he had invested a lot of capital in the development of a new Corona variety, but it did not generate the desired demand among consumers. In order not to have to write off his investment, the apple mogul significantly increased his PR channel budget to start a new campaign in which the original Corona apple variety was to be advertised as a completely new round pear. He remembered the old, proven folk wisdom according to which it is possible to sell people apples for pears. With its monopoly-like position in the information sector, through the market leaders Apfel TV, Apfelradio and the Apfelzeitung, the advertising campaign was so successful that a real round-ball hysteria was initiated worldwide. The few sensible round pear deniers were eliminated in concerted defamation campaigns, and the round pear was subsequently pushed into probably the most successful product in human history.
Inspired by the overwhelming success of his coup, the apple mogul diversified his campaign with another complementary product, the round pear mask to deepen the taste experience. The newly formed round pear sparkling wine group enthusiastically accepted the accessory, and the apple magnate’s sales and profits reached unimagined proportions. This in turn led to the apple oligarch’s third generation of products, the round pear vaccine. Establishing itself in society is much more difficult than with the first two product launches. To do this, however, the apple philanthropist was able to rely on his NGOs, think tanks and lobbying foundations, which had been successfully established over decades and which dictated the manuscripts for the bills directly to the decision-making bodies to global political actors and state actors, some of whom had already been installed in key positions directly by the apple institutions . Shares in the profits and other beneficial donations. those entitled to consent, made it possible to easily ratify the regulations on the mandatory acceptance of the apple dynasty’s product creations. To ensure the consumption of the products, the data control of the administration was introduced by a specially created global IT company, with the harmless-sounding anglicism Apple.
Since our apple mogul is a supporter of transhumanism, i.e. a eugenicist, he uses the business model via his round pear vaccine for population control and selective population reduction. From his perspective, the useless eaters received doses of highly toxic and deadly pesticides, while the useful vassals were injected with a placebo containing vitamin C. The success of the round pear era was so overwhelming that it resulted in the largest raid and the most gigantic redistribution of wealth in cultural history.
